They seek him here, they seek him there, those journos seek him everywhere

What is the Dear Leader and Voice of Reason going to do in the great UKIP bust-up (oh do keep up, of course, there is another UKIP bust up going on)? We have referred to the threatened secession of one particularly prominent MEP as the Croatia and Bosnia to the leadership’s Yugoslavia.

Media opinion seems to differ. Yesterday’s Mirror told its myriads of readers (well, almost myriads) that the DL was definitely going to stay with UKIP even if the certain prominent MEP will go ahead and found his own party, provisionally entitled Veritas.

On the other hand, yesterday’s Standard, the voice of London (umm, several thousand readers have been known to buy copies) announced that the VoR had given the broadest possible hint that he would follow the prominent MEP into the new party.

Other newspapers and media outlets divide every which way they can. And the Dear Leader himself? What does he say in his voice of reason? Need you ask? He smiles enigmatically and refuses to divulge.

Perhaps, he will found yet another party, called In Vino …